Thursday, June 12, 2014

Daily Report - 12 June 2014

Testing 1-2-3!
Testing 1-2-3!

The Feline Contingent wishes to file a report. . .

Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Senior Nurse Cat & Diabeticat, got lost in the bathroom when she hid from the thunderboomers ad rainmonsters in The Out. Staff rescued her and put her on The Bed for safekeeping (and a cuddle). Lilith subsequently went hunting under the fitted sheet after she watched Staff make The Bed.
 
Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, Age 9, went on High Patrol in Staff's bedroom and decided to stay awhile. He took several long naps on the foot of The Bed, while The Man Human tore the rest of the house apart looking for him.
 
Miss Tina Marie Maine Coon, Age 9, is blowing her coat as all members of the Maine Coon Patrol do at this time of year. However, Tina chooses to specifically blow her coat only after she is sure Staff has swept the entire Downstairs.
 
Fangu. That is all.

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Testing...

Testing 1-2-3!

Testing 1-2-3!

Meow?  RAWR!

We are The Feline Contingent and we are taking over!  We are fed up with our staff spending all her time on the internet and ignoring us!  Here's what we did to start our revolt:

Lilith Kitten Mahoney:  I'm not speaking to the staff because she left and came back smelling like Walmart!  She didn't even bring me any noms!

Rosco P. Catrane:  I redecorated the counter-tops in the kitchen, and when the staff got home I made sure she saw me redecorate them again!

Miss Tina Marie:  I hurked in several places and tried to bury it with my toys.  Then I didn't tell the staff until it was almost dry.

Oh, wait, now the staff has noms!  <Three kitties go running.>  See mew later!