The Feline Contingent wishes to file a report. . .
Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Senior Nurse Cat & Diabeticat, got lost in the bathroom when she hid from the thunderboomers ad rainmonsters in The Out. Staff rescued her and put her on The Bed for safekeeping (and a cuddle). Lilith subsequently went hunting under the fitted sheet after she watched Staff make The Bed.
Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, Age 9, went on High Patrol in Staff's bedroom and decided to stay awhile. He took several long naps on the foot of The Bed, while The Man Human tore the rest of the house apart looking for him.
Miss Tina Marie Maine Coon, Age 9, is blowing her coat as all members of the Maine Coon Patrol do at this time of year. However, Tina chooses to specifically blow her coat only after she is sure Staff has swept the entire Downstairs.
Fangu. That is all.