Sunday, July 17, 2016

Police Kitteh's Report

Mrrp? Meow! This is Miss Tina Marie Maine Coon.  I have completed my 1st mission for the Catmerica Police Department (CPD). I used my bottle-brush tail to dust for prints. I used the rest of my furs too. The Man Human was so happy that we played chase with the broom!

Later I went on patrol with Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane in Meowmie Debby's room. I padded around and sniffed everything.  Lilith Kitten Mahoney did not like me being in there.  She yowled at me.  I remembered my Gentle Giant Maine Coon Manners and mewed at her.  Then I meatloafed and flopped onto my side to show her my bellyfurs.  I made sure she knew she was still Top Cat.  I just want to be friends with Lilith, even though she doesn't like me.

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Kittehs Report!

Nurse Cat's Report.  I scolded Meowmie Debby for getting off The Bed.  She has an earache and needs me to take care of her.  We are having thunderboomers, too.  I have to protect Meowmie from those because they are scary.  And I can do both of those things if Meowmie would just stay on the bed!  Meowmie is such an ingrate!  She doesn't know how lucky she is to have her own nurse kitteh to take care of her and protect her from thunderboomers!  I have to sniff her and rub her every few minutes to make sure she's alright.

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane was just on High Patrol.  He reports that the rain was so bad that he could not see over to the next building.  We kittehs are naturally farsighted so you know the rain had to be bad.

Miss Tina Marie Maine Coon reports that she is helping The Man Human get ready for a Purim party.  The Man Human is thrilled that she is shedding and rolling all over the nice clothes he plans to wear.  He keeps putting her on the floor and she keeps getting back up on the clothes.  She just got done telling him what-for, in her little Maine Coon meow, so I think he's going to let her keep the clothes.

Purrs & Headbonks,
Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Age 15
Nurse Cat & Diabeticat
for The Feline Contingent