Sunday, July 17, 2016

Police Kitteh's Report

Mrrp? Meow! This is Miss Tina Marie Maine Coon.  I have completed my 1st mission for the Catmerica Police Department (CPD). I used my bottle-brush tail to dust for prints. I used the rest of my furs too. The Man Human was so happy that we played chase with the broom!

Later I went on patrol with Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane in Meowmie Debby's room. I padded around and sniffed everything.  Lilith Kitten Mahoney did not like me being in there.  She yowled at me.  I remembered my Gentle Giant Maine Coon Manners and mewed at her.  Then I meatloafed and flopped onto my side to show her my bellyfurs.  I made sure she knew she was still Top Cat.  I just want to be friends with Lilith, even though she doesn't like me.