Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Nurse Cat's Report

This is Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Nurse Cat & Diabeticat, reporting for The Feline Contingent.

I was in the middle of one of my many morning naps on The Bed with my human when I heard a noise.  RATTATATTATATTA!  I mewed at the human.  "It's outside.  Go back to sleep," she said.

I purred and cheek-rubbed her toes.  But as soon as I put my head down, I heard The Noise again!  RATTATATTATATTA!  SWISHSWISH!  I got a little startled and landed on my back.  I wasn't able to flip myself over because I am an old lady cat and a bit floofy.  My human had to do it.  She also gave me a belly-rub.

Then I went on patrol.  I sniffed at all the walls where I thought The Noise was coming in from.  It went away for a while.  When it came back, I gave it a good chattering to...

The Noise:  RATTATATTATATTA!  SWISHSWISH!

Me:  ChatterChatterChatter!

The Noise:  RATTATATTATATTA!  SWISHSWISH!

Me:  ChatterChatterChatter!

Even my cousin-cat, Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, helped out!  He didn't chatter at The Noise when he found it on High Patrol.  He yowled at it...

The Noise:  RATTATATTATATTA!  SWISHSWISH!

Rosco:  YOWL!  YOWL!  YOWL!  YOWL!

The Noise:  RATTATATTATATTA!  SWISHSWISH!  BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Rosco:  YOWL!  YOWL!  YOWL!  YOWL!  YOWL!

My other cousin-cat, Miss Tina Marie, decided to get involved.  But she's part Maine Coon, so she has a big floofy body with a little teeny meow.  She thought she could defend Sheriff Rosco and me against The Noise with her bottle brush tail  HA!  My tortietude trumps her bottle brush tail every time!

7 comments:

  1. Uh Oh sounds like yous all havin' a stowm. Sure hope it passes fast. Stay safe, dwy and warm.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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    1. Meow Dezi & Lexi!

      No, we didn't have a storm that day. It was the groundskeepers. They were cutting the greengrass.

      But we had a storm today! I had to flop down on my human's feet so she wouldn't be scared. I am a GOOD nurse cat!

      Purrs & Headbonks,
      Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Age 14
      Nurse Cat & Diabeticat

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    1. Meow Meezers!

      No, it was the groundskeepers. They make a lot of noise when they cut the greengrass. No french toast, either...

      Purrs & Headbonks,
      Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Age 14
      Nurse Cat & Diabeticat

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  3. GROUNDSKEEPERS! Mowzers, we wouldn't like that either!

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  4. We wanted to thank you for your support of Buddy Budd. It is greatly appreciated.
    Thank You
    Timmy, Dad and Furs

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  5. Good greef what a turribull storm youss' had ere! On Fuesday an Furiday wee had a nasty snow an ice storm an it was chilley an misserabull outside. mee could not go out inn Condo fur 3 hole dayss!!! (Mee was a bit grumpy!)
    Yesterday was luvely an mee was out inn both mee Condo'ss an today it iss pourin rain *sighsss**
    'Swinter' can leeve anytime rite Lillith an Roscoe an Tina Marie?????
    ***paw patsss*** Siddhartha Henry xXxXxXx

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